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[14 Sep 2008|12:09am] |
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Right, so. I come to visit all the way from the bloody Hague to see my dear brother (this is Adele, by the way, though knowing him, I highly doubt he's said word one of me beyond 'cantankerous bitch'), and he spends all bloody day moping about the house like something out of a poorly written Hugo novel. I know he's something of a whinging prat, but honestly. Luke, dear, I thought your job as BFF or whatever it's called was to draw him out into society, not keep him locked away from it. Bad form, truly.
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[26 Aug 2008|03:07pm] |
$100 $500 $1000 $500 to the first person to come and get the fucking alligator out from under the Bentley.
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[10 Aug 2008|05:44pm] |
lkj;i
Who the fuck told Cecily Deacon where I live.
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[08 Aug 2008|07:44pm] |
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So how long do the Olympics go for anyway.
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[18 Jul 2008|02:36pm] |
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Jesus Christ. Thank god it's opening fucking weekend. Maybe all this overrated Batman hype will slow the fuck down.
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[12 Jul 2008|08:44pm] |
Because this is just what I the school fucking needs.
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